THE 529-IN-1 KLIK & PLAY PIRATE KART II: KLIK HARDER

The Glorious Trainwrecks community made FIVE HUNDRED AND TWENTY NINE games in one weekend! Here are the ones I made. Click the game names below to play them!

Warning: These games are from Quantity Over Quality Town.

• + R is for Pirate
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  DDR for one-legged pirates.
• + How Many Angels
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  Designed by St. Thomass Aquinass.
• + Dawkins's Inferno
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  May take a long time. Or not. Due to randomness.
• + Space Marine Kane
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  Widely considered to be the best game of all time, Space Marine Kane is a roman à clef that examines the life and legacy of John Q. Space Marine, played by You, a character based upon the powerful American businessman Mahatma Gandhi.
• + Collect Things
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  There's nothing to see here.
• + Lizard Split 2: Lizard with a Friend
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  Sequel to my first KNP game since the 90's.

  • Move to shoot.
  • Score for both players goes up when a lizard dies, but goes down for just you when you die.
  • Bigger lizards take more hits to destroy.
• + The Joy of Dodging 2
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  Two player game. Each player needs only one button. Avoid getting pushed to the left. Cry.
  
  This was my favorite of the Pirate Kart games I made, but the collision in the Flash conversion is much stickier which pretty much ruins this game. If you can run it, I recommend you play the original version instead.
• + Tiny
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  I was trying out the idea of using a really low resolution to make the game feel really cramped.
• + Colornoid
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  There is no excuse for what I did here.
• + Angel Lizard Split Shit
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  Here I used KNPMangler to splice together two of my earlier Pirate Kart entries. Converting it to Flash then made it even brokener.
  
  Not really playable, but wow.

more

• The complete list of all the Pirate Kart II games is here.
• You can watch a timelapse video of me making these games here.
• I have a separate Twitter account that I used to live-blog the event here;

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